Here's the front-end loader loading one and a half tons into my dad's trailer:

Relatively impressive, right?
So why doesn't it look like much when it's in the yard?

"[At first] I had a ten-cent screwdriver and the mechanical skill of a turtle. Today, thanks to unremitting study, I can change a fuse so deftly that it plunges the entire county into darkness." -- S.J. Perelman